Apart from Tim Cahill (obviously #1) who would you most want to whack for being an obnoxious git, or, indeed, for just being one of those people that so clearly deserve it?
Peter Kenyon. All he needs is to have some job at Everton sometime and he'll have completed the hat-trick of undesirables. Then it would truly be a pleasure to knock that slimy smirk off his face.
Gerry Armstrong. Doesn't actually know anything about Spanish football but, because he played there for 5 mins he gets wheeled out by Sky. Sorry if that upsets Spurs' fans but if you rate him then please take him back!!
oooh good call Tone ....I wasn't exactly jumping through hoops when I heard the former Tottenham (legend ...ha ha!!) had joined Harry's back-room staff. He once declared being a boyhood Arsenal fan ...maybe that's why the White Hart Lane faithfully never really took to him!
Lovejoy, the Watford supporter who originated a fresh and funny football-related show which declined and became stale and predictable, just as he was morphing into a Chelsea glory hunter. Co-oincidence - I think not! Definitely a firm slap in order!
Tevez is no oil painting (car accident wasn't it?) but he's some player. If Fulham could have swapped him for Zamora or AJ, the result would have been reversed!
Kewell needs a slap just to wake him up - he's one of the most gormless players ever!
I know we mentioned Phil Brown and I'm no particular fan of Wenger, but his sulk and finger pointing after last night's game was pathetic. For example, he accused Wenger of getting his goalie booked. He was blatantly time-wasting. Yes Wenger protested about it, just as Brown would have done. Yes the goalie eventually got booked but surely the ref had to do something. Also, Arsenal's winner did look offside = bad luck. But Barmby's goal was a deflected fluke = good luck. If his team hadn't defended like old women, Arsenal wouldn't have got their equaliser in the first place. Get over it Brownie or get another slap!
